Greetings from a Southern Yankee ( PA>NY>TN). Longtime gamer, constant noob. ( My 1st experience with multiplayer games was a LAN Star-Trek game at CMU in the early '90's). Don't type fast, can't jump for crap, but will die (often) for my team mates .

Welcome to ODO. My HS was within spitting distance of CMU. Your self description sounds too much like mine. Come die Gloriously in Fight Club, meet the folks and have them beat you senseless. Free Beer!
I think you'll enjoy ODO...remarkably tolerant of the marginally competent...and I would know.

WELCOME!

Welcome to the cabal/madhouse 😃

Welcome. I'm a Kentucky native and I'd jokingly like to point out that you technically meet the criteria for "damn yankee".

To a Southerner, difference between a yankee and a "damn yankee" is that a damn yankee came from up north and never left XD

So you grew up in Mr.Roger's Neighborhood ?

Let me make biscuits and gravy for you and we'll talk about "damn Yankee".

In the Shadow of Peabody High School.

Yinz jagovs know it!. Um off ta Gianeagle.