"The Dragon Prance" Based on the 'Salmon Dance', by the Chemical Brothers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E
Listen and sing along!!
Hello, boys and girls, my name is Templa' Lip
And this is my friend, Squidgy the Dragon
Today we're gonna teach you some
Fun facts about Lizards and a brand new Prance
Let me introduce to you a brand new Prance
I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance
It's not complicated, it's not too hard
You don't even have to be a Dragon killer star
See, anyone can do it, all you need is rifle
Listen up, Templar gang, I'm a show you how
Your hands on the trigger as silly as it seems
Shake with laughter at the Dragon floating face down in a Fusang stream!
You know how we do it
You know how we do it again
All my peeps spend part of their life
Premading in Stonehenge and part of their life Premading in El D
Wow, very interesting
They change builds a couple of times, after any real Templar opposition we die
When I first did the Dragon all the people just laughed
They looked around and stood like I was on Crack
I heard somebody say out loud
"What the fu[censored] is that?
This Templa's Prancing on a Dragon, while he's laughing at their snap"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it
And then I heard some Lumies say, "Yo, that Templa's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was Prancing on the Dragon, dining on their spleen!
You know how we do it
You know how we do it again
Most of our friends find their Premades by playing with "Friends"
Which is even more bull[censored] than that dumped a great dane or a bear
Wow, my Premades also rely on Team Speak, Strange coincidence
The osmotic pull of the farming
Farming? Dragon actually farm by osmosis?
Wow, who knew?
Did you know
What?
That I could go to Soeul and back?
You're kidding me? Amazing, Geez
Decent Templars can kill both Premade Dragon
That are developing and the Professional Dragon
That are on their way to Top Scoreboard
Wow, what a shame, what a shame
Hey, kids, hey give it up for Squidgy the Dragon
And his amazing Dragon Prance
What ya say? Alright, who's hungry?
Been a while since I did one of these 😝 Check out the very beginnings of the General Forum for more..... PvP songs! There will be a Festive Album special! Proceeds to the Dragon Dead Premade Fund!
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