Loosely based on the "Teddy-bears Picnic" song.
If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise,
Because you'll more than likely find
HolloPoint in the middle of his grind
as he rids the forest of all the little Paduuuuri
all the Padurii try to run and hide
as HolloPoint wields his chainsaw with mania in his mind
as he scours the forest for the little Paduuuuurii
and very soon he's become a total lune
as he dances through the forest to a funeral tune
chopping up the little paduuuuurii
As the last one falls with a terrible thud
he returns to Temple hall covered in their blood
wishing there was an easier way to that big 10k
than doing this farming bullsh*t all day
But it really doesn't matter
it's actually fun to make the padurii splatter
even if if it drives you madder than the hatter
'cause remember y'all
farming 10k Jinn
will drive you to the lunnie bin
So spare the time for the little Paduuuuuri
The end. If Only, another 5k to go 🙁